Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

the-puppeteer-saw-all:

allfadesyouremain:

foreverwithselenagomez:

pahnties:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(


I hate this post but you know…i love my mom!

I hate the millions of notes someone gets for this but hey I love my mom, I ain’t risking shit.

I don’t know my mom….but….why not *shrugs*

livelaughloveatrandom:

On the bright side I’m watching Seven Pounds.
I’ve never seen this movie…it hasn’t started off too bright so I don’t know how much longer I’ll be on the bright side

Oh no. I’m telling you get the tissues now

leviheichousdick:

badluckchick:

jesuswearingcrocs:

wild-oysters:

shipping-heart-kitten:

shingeki-no-annie:

thelostweasel:

asscheck:

theluckycloud:

distraction:


this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u

I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY

I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.

I got feathered dinosaurs….
hmm……


well then

Mine has the fire nation involved.

I got one direction?

I got “if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you”I’m..not sure how to feel about this.

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

(Source: shadzu)

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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(Source: guy)

beerhell:

its stupid how in shows like two guys can look at each other for like 2 seconds and people will be like whoa…are they gay? ?? ?? then for girls they could be like fisting for 23 episodes and people will be like hmmm idk it could be platonic

(Source: polearms)

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

jmmynovaks:

welcometogeektown:

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(Source: themalfoymistress)

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